My attempt

I have seen a lot of counts attempt to explain the move of the last 2 weeks as a very distorted impulse wave. And I really don't see it. It reads as clearly corrective to me, yet the price is winding up and narrowing and the volume is dropping. This just jumps up and down screaming ¡ Ending Diagonal !.

Well it does to crazy uncle binv anyways .... and yes, I am laying off the sauce
.... sort of (hic)